Corporate Panties

I have a confession to make. I needed new glasses so I took a trip to the next town to see the eye doctor at Binyon's in the mall. Sigh. I know! But glasses in an hour? You gotta love that. So. My glasses were going to take 2.5 hours (they were busy and I dithered about choosing frames) so I had some time to kill.

Now, I go to the mall about twice a year and actually hadn't set foot in there for many, many months. A couple of the stores have gone out of business in the last few months so I took a little stroll to see what I could see. I avoided the food court and went into Target. I know! But, you see, I needed to get some new panties. Oh, sure, I can make them, but I'm short on time and my need was dire, so I popped in to have a look. The selection sucked - thin fabrics and expensive prices for what amounts to very little fabric, but I actually plunked down some of my hard earned cash for Made in China undergarments. I know! Call me a hypocrite.

There's more.

I hadn't eaten breakfast, so I was hungry. Across the street from the mall is a Burger King. I had a Whopper Junior. My digestive system is not happy right now. The worst part is that I know BK food makes me feel ill for days, but when I'm at the mall having my brain sucked out of my head the most absurd things seem perfectly reasonable. You know how it is, right? I'm not the only person who is affected this way?

I'm happy to report that I only bought the panties and nothing else. I think. Maybe I should check that bag again...